
Warning: Please look up and become familiar with the term “Scathing Sarcasm” prior to reading.
1. Post something on your wall every 30 minutes to ensure people get to see your awesome icon every time they look at their news feed.
2. Never answer anyone who posts on your wall. Your wall is all about you, it’s not a place for helping people and answering silly questions like “Where can I buy your awesome product?”
3. When someone posts a negative comment on your page, just delete it. No one will notice and point it out to all your followers. Promise.